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2007-07-16 [darkvampiregirl]: yup! i won't ask either :P

2007-07-16 [eyelinertears]: lol me eather

2007-07-16 [darkvampiregirl]: so how do you think all of this got started? they make me feel.....a little bit sane

2007-07-16 [eyelinertears]: Really no i dont lol

2007-07-16 [Rosy™]: We're just playing pirates and parrots. It's nothing too weird... :3

2007-07-16 [darkvampiregirl]: hehe I know it's very interesting though :D

2007-07-16 [Rosy™]: Aw, shucks! ^-^ *drops some cracker to ye*

2007-07-16 [darkvampiregirl]: yay!!!! *devours cracker very quickly* //_^

2007-07-16 [eyelinertears]: niceeee

2007-07-16 [darkvampiregirl]: this IS fun!!!

2007-07-16 [eyelinertears]: i bet

2007-07-16 [darkvampiregirl]: hmmm i bet i know what you're thinking!!! ..."wow am i the only sane person left?!" yea i can imagine you thinking that lmao

2007-07-16 [eyelinertears]: lol

2007-07-16 [Chilla]: there are sane people left?

2007-07-16 [garbageman82]: Arrrrrgghhh!...okay, okay, I know I've probably taken the pirate thing too far...lol.......maybe......... ;)

2007-07-16 [Rosy™]: You can never take the pirate thing too far...

2007-07-16 [garbageman82]: hehe...good birdie.... ^_^

2007-07-16 [darkvampiregirl]: wheeee! i wanna be birdie too!!!

2007-07-16 [RitoriMisu]: -turns you into a birdie- o_O

2007-07-16 [darkvampiregirl]: yay!!!! hehe what kind of birdie?

2007-07-17 [Chilla]: a parakeet

2007-07-17 [garbageman82]: looks to [Rosy™] on one shoulder and [darkvampiregirl] on the other...you two behave now.... :)

2007-07-17 [darkvampiregirl]: hehe i will, i will :D

2007-07-17 [Rosy™]: *pecks Jared's ear*

2007-07-17 [garbageman82]: *smiles*

2007-07-17 [Rosy™]: We ran outta crackers. =\

2007-07-17 [garbageman82]: uh-oh...:( *grabs small children* will this do? ^_^

2007-07-17 [Rosy™]: Ewww, children? No, they're kept for the kitties. I'll have... um... *grabs plasticine, offers you some*

2007-07-17 [garbageman82]: modelling clay....yummie... lol :D

2007-07-17 [Rosy™]: Hell yeah! Tastes like... tastes like blue. oO

2007-07-17 [garbageman82]: with a hint of purple, and cloud

2007-07-17 [Rosy™]: Hell yeah, bring on the cloud! Mmm... tasty cloud. xD

2007-07-17 [garbageman82]: :D *smiles*

2007-07-17 [darkvampiregirl]: *steals it away* mine! :D

2007-07-18 [garbageman82]: there's enough to share, now ^_^

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: *bites some off then gives it back* alright =)

2007-07-18 [garbageman82]: hehehe..:D
*gives the bigger piece to you*

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: awww thank you! hmmm but what about [Rosy™]?

2007-07-18 [garbageman82]: *grabs both pieces, makes sure they're even and gives one to you, and {Rosy]* ^_^...you girls enjoy :D

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: yay, thanks! *chirps a cheerful song into your ear*

2007-07-18 [garbageman82]: *closes eyes and smiles,* it's so beautiful! :D

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: *gently nibbles your ear and keeps singing* hehe parakeets sing beautifully ^_^ i should know

2007-07-18 [garbageman82]: *smiles* heheeh :D
^)^

You and [Rosy™] are just too cute ^_^

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: thank you! on her behalf too...cuz i'm sure that's what she'd say

2007-07-18 [garbageman82]: hehehe ;D

well, no thanks are needed, because it's just the truth *huggles*

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: hey guess what? i'm talkin to my friend and she thinks we're all pyschos! haha she doesn't know what she's missing *hug*

2007-07-18 [Rosy™]: Thanks for thanking him on my behalf. *grooms your feathers* :3

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: eeee! you must have birds <3 your welcome btw

2007-07-18 [Rosy™]: Birds are just splendid! I've not got any now, but really would like to get one, particularly some sort of loud, brightly-colored parrot. =D Do you have any?

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: yes I do! 10 parakeets :D we started with 4 and they reproduced...and we got like one more I think :P I adore them! they are so cute, especially the babies.

2007-07-18 [garbageman82]: the only bad thing is cleaning up after them...*looks at you two..with a smile* :)

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: *avoids your eyes sheepishly* hehe i know exactly what you mean

2007-07-18 [Rosy™]: TEN?! That's so cool. *dies* The babies are both horrifying and absolutely darling. =P Yeah, the poop can suck. But at least it's not ten large dogs you're having to deal with!

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: hehe they are the sweetest! hmmm how are the babies horrifying? oh...oh my. 10 dogs? we couldn't handle one :( she killed our guinea pigs

2007-07-18 [Rosy™]: Just when they're all skinny and featherless. It's cute, but slightly strange. :3 Awww, no! Poor guinea pigs. Cor blimey, how many pets do you have?! I'm jealous! =P

2007-07-18 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: i have a hamster and cat
and they dont hate each other they play together its cute

2007-07-18 [Rosy™]: Awww, it's cool when pets can get along like that. ^-^ I just have two ratties, but they're like children, and extremely demanding of love, so that's more than enough!

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: aww yea I know what you mean. I lurves them anyways, they stop looking creepy after a few days :D um....I have more than 20 pets I think. yeah my poor babies :'( we had to get rid of the dog too

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~], you're really lucky!!! that must be sooo cute to see

2007-07-18 [Rosy™]: Oh, my! Twenty! What other kinda animals do you have? =) Aw, what kinda dog was it? =(

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: she was half rottweiler half sharpei. only a few months old :'( um I have 3 blackbirds, 7 toads, 2 newts, 3 bettas, and quite a few snails! I used to have dwarf hamsters, a ground squirrel, and of course the guinea pigs

2007-07-18 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: well it is cute i just wish my camera was working and then i would get a pic of them playing together,but they are both attention hogs

2007-07-18 [Rosy™]: That's an exotic mix, but I bet she was beautiful. It's sad losing a pet, so I'm sorry you did have to say goodbye to her. =( *hugs* Bettas? No way! HAMSTERS! SQUIRRELS! Omg, a squirrel, that is beyond cool. *faints* That sounds so fantastic. =D Newts remind me of that Matilda film. ^^; I reckon a pet monkey would be fantastic - but it'd have to be one of the little chirpy, squeaky ones, that doesn't snatch or look like a weird old man. I have issues with monkeys. :3

2007-07-18 [Rosy™]: Hahaha yeah, some animals are total attention slags, eh? ;P It's fun, though. I guess it creates more of a bond between master and pet.

2007-07-18 [garbageman82]: maybe she has a "MURDERER!" prairie dog, too! :D

2007-07-18 [Rosy™]: AHAHAHA! MAYBE! *looks to side, is zoomed in on* O.>

2007-07-18 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: [darkvampiregirl] u got about as many pets as my bfs parents do lol, probably more

well lets see they have, 8 cats,8 fish,2 pomerians(dogs), and 6 goats......i dont really consider the fish pets though lol i dont know why i just never thought of them as pets.....*hugs* ive had to get rid of a dog to before and i know how hard it is to let go

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: LMAO wow. yeah she was a beautiful puppy :'( *hugs tight* much better thank you! umm yeah the squirrel was wild in Nebraska, we caught her and tamed her :D she was a cutie, named Chingy haha wow....monkeys! that's next on my list!!! JK JK um...next we're getting a female floppy eared bunny and a female guinea pig. so we have something to cuddle with again since Shadow and Moony aren't here anymore

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: awww thank you! wow that is a lot. goats?!!! I want some :D lol. yeah it's hard, saying goodbye to ANY pet

2007-07-18 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: u know what u guys really ought to do, is get the bunny and ginnea pig and puppy all at the same time, that way they'll grow up with each other and they'll just play toghether, thats what me and my bf did with our hamster and cat, and it worked out well :)

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: we had the guinea pigs n then we got the puppy. we showed them to her a few times, I guess it wasn't enough.

2007-07-18 [Chilla]: my guniea pigs love to take naps with my dog

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: awww see now you are lucky. but my puppy already had a taste for raw meat. so I guess that's why it happened

2007-07-18 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: well if they grow up together than they should get along just fine

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: yeah. but technically we're not allowed to have a dog where I live :/ we rent the place

2007-07-18 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: technically im not aloud to have a cat, but my landlord gave in teehee

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: lol we didn't tell our landlord we got a dog :O

2007-07-18 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: lol we didnt tell him either we just asked

lol

2007-07-18 [darkvampiregirl]: yeah but...we didn't ask. our landlord was totally unaware and there might've been a possibility of us getting thrown out :/

ha! nice one tho

2007-07-18 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: that sucks....maybey u guys should try to get a house that was foreclosed on....mortage is really cheap on those house...sometimes lower than ur rent

2007-07-19 [darkvampiregirl]: hmmm....dunno. we're most likely not going to live here the rest of our lives :P so there's really no point in buying a house

2007-07-19 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: aah
i see
well it was a thought, or just find a place that allows pets of all kinds

2007-07-20 [darkvampiregirl]: yea but...the thing is my mom isn't a dog person. our puppy was only 8 weeks old when we got her, so she was really small and cute.

2007-07-20 [Rosy™]: Puppies will melt anyone's heart... unless they're chihuahuas. :3

2007-07-20 [garbageman82]: puppies! :D
*melts into candy*

2007-07-20 [Rosy™]: *eats teh candy* Yum yum! Sugary goodness. Tastes like cloud. :3

2007-07-20 [garbageman82]: hahahaha :D *falls out of chair* :D
that made me forget about being in the hospital..loll :D

2007-07-21 [Rosy™]: Aw, mnyay! *sends mind boogies to you* You're not okay enough to boogie properly yet. Must keep you resting up! The mind boogies are still good for the soul, though. ^^

2007-07-21 [darkvampiregirl]: oh she was the sweeeeetest!!!!
awwwz you need to rest up n get better soon, k Jared?

2007-07-23 [garbageman82]: aww..:) thank you [Rosy™] and [darkvampiregirl] :)...*group hugs* ^)^

2007-07-23 [garbageman82]: awww...*huggles*..I was in a security class for twelve hours..lol I'm just happy to know I'm loved ^_^

2007-07-23 [Rosy™]: What on earth is a security class? o.o
You so are! x3

2007-07-23 [garbageman82]: because of 9/11, the station is teaching us the effects of media and terrorism...why they're just doing it now, I have no idea...

2007-07-23 [Rosy™]: Dude, yeah, a bit late! Even so, it does make sense. Was it EXCITING?

2007-07-23 [garbageman82]: *is droll*..oh yes, it was so exciting...*falls asleep*...

2007-07-23 [Rosy™]: *takes advantage of yer sleepiness*

2007-07-23 [garbageman82]: oh my..and how would you do that?... ;)

2007-07-23 [Rosy™]: Um... I covered you in blu-tack, and put muffins where your boobies would be if you were a girl. :3

2007-07-23 [garbageman82]: ah! "The Original Re-Usable Adhesive!" :D
mmmm..muffins.... ^_^

2007-07-25 [Rosy™]: Yeah, I could so go a banana muffin right about now... *drools*
*gives you fresh pack of blu-tack*

2007-07-25 [garbageman82]: you think I have a fetish for adhesives, don't you?..^_^
*peels banana muffin off me*... here you go ;)

2007-07-25 [Rosy™]: I do! Honey's a good one, too.
Woohoo! Thanks! *sits in corner and munches, stops, looks at you, breaks half off and offers it* There's a bit of blu-tack on it, but it's still edible.

2007-07-25 [garbageman82]: mmmm...blu-tack is a healthy part of a complete breakfast..
*Announcer voice* Try our new banana-honey flavoured blu-tack! Tust one serving and your colon is as good as new!
Enjoy it in all it's bluuuuu-eeee-nesssss! *to the tune of coooooo-kkkieeee crisp!*

Okay..I've officially lost it

2007-07-25 [Rosy™]: AHHH! O.O *throws a bucket of water over your head* You funny funny boy. :3 Blu-tack might get a bit, well, tacky... but bring on the bananas and honey!
You know, they're misleading - blu-tack is more grey than "blu". It's saddening. =\

2007-07-25 [Chilla]: ok now i'm compleatly lost... does anyone have a map to this conv?

2007-07-25 [garbageman82]: you're not alone, [Chilla] ..lol

2007-07-25 [JustMe]: *scratches head in bewilderment* yeah, what is going on in here?

2007-07-25 [Rosy™]: I don't think there's any reasonable, logical explanation. Just a whole load of weird stuff. Blu-tack, predominantly. Would you like some, you two? *offers*

2007-07-25 [JustMe]: *looks curiously* What is Blu-tack? is it food, or is it like sticky stuff to hang stuff up with?

2007-07-25 [garbageman82]: that's precisely what it is..:)

2007-07-25 [JustMe]: Which one is precisely what it is?

2007-07-25 [garbageman82]: Blu-Tack...it's an adhesive to hang posters, and other such thingehs..

2007-07-25 [JustMe]: then why would one want to put it on food, lol :P

2007-07-25 [Rosy™]: Some people eat it, I'm sure, but it's a bit chewy...

2007-07-25 [garbageman82]: *shakes head, smiling*...^_^, and it's especially good with honey banana muffins...really "gets the train out of the station" if you know what I mean... ;)

2007-07-25 [JustMe]: i wouldn't want to try eating it, lol :P

2007-07-25 [garbageman82]: hehe..:D

2007-07-25 [JustMe]: *uses some to stick Rosy and garbageman together* there, like that, You mean? ;)

2007-07-25 [garbageman82]: *tries to run away, but is pulled back together like in the cartoons*..Yep, I'm pretty much sure that's it..^_^

2007-07-25 [JustMe]: *looks on in amusement* hmmmm, now what should i do with this helpless pair here *grins evilly*

2007-07-25 [garbageman82]: *nervous sweat*..uh-oh....:( *looks around*

2007-07-26 [Rosy™]: Gets the train outta the station? Never heard that one before, not sure I wanna know what it means... o.o Oh, nos. We're stuck. Whatever shall we do! >.>;; Maybe the sweat will break us free!

2007-07-26 [Chilla]: Ooo... i love the blue-taky stuff... its so much fun to play with...

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: hah! I don't sweat that much, rosy..lol :D

2007-07-26 [Rosy™]: Yeah, but you had the nervous sweat thing going... it could come in handy! :3

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: *grabs a rope and ties it around both of them, just in case*

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: oh no, what ever shall we do...please help me... ;)

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: *starts tickling the pair* Here, does this help? *laughs maniacally*

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: *giggles and writhes about*

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: *continues tickling* Now, where did y'all hide the food?

2007-07-26 [pocahantis]: food, where? *looks around*

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: on me! ^_^..*pulls some muffins off*..here ya go :)

2007-07-26 [pocahantis]: ummm thanks *takes a muffin and examines it*

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: *innocent look* it's fresh, I swear ^_^

2007-07-26 [pocahantis]: *smells it* hmmmmm

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: *looks at the muffin, takes it, and tosses it in the fireplace* That was one of those new fangled killermuffins, wasn't it?

2007-07-26 [pocahantis]: hey, i was gonna eat that, bad

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: Well, You don't want to eat that, it is considered harmful in most locales.... *stares at the bound pair* further proof that they are nefarious criminals

2007-07-26 [pocahantis]: but im hungry

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: *gives her another muffin*...

2007-07-26 [pocahantis]: thank you *smells it and takes a bite*

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: *watches in a combination of shock and horror, waiting for the muffin to start puffing up in her mouth like the stay-puff muffinmallow person*

2007-07-26 [pocahantis]: *looks at you* its fine, i promise

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: ^_^

2007-07-26 [pocahantis]: thank you

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: you're very welcome ^)^

2007-07-26 [pocahantis]: *smiles and finishs the muffin*

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: But, but, but *stares at garbageman* then why does it look like a killermuffin?

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: hmm...I think [pocahantis] must be immune...*strokes imaginary beard*

2007-07-26 [pocahantis]: yes i am *smiles and dances*

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: so, i was right, those things are dangerous *takes away all the rest of your muffins, and throws them in the fireplace*

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: aww...I was gonna sing the muffin man song...:( but all my muffins are gone..:(

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: well, have you seen the muffin films?

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: *looks around*..oh...those films...
*dances with [pocahantis]*

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: *points to garbage man* no dancing with Her, you tried to kill Her just now, and beside You are still tied up and stuck to Rosy ;)

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: oh yeah, that's right..*walks back over, and ties my self back up* ^_^

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: *dances with [pocahantis] instead* see *points to garbageman*, this is more like it

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: :(

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: oh, come now, don't be sad, You have the equally beautiful Rosy there to keep You company :)

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: *huggles [Rosy™]* ^_^...I just want to dance, tho! :D..
*looks around, as the room turned very quiet*...um...*blushes*..yeah....

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: *loosens You and [Rosy™] some* there, You can dance now :)

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: yay! :D..thank you :)

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: there, that way we can all dance :)

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: hehe :D *does the robot* ^_^..aww...[Rosy™]'s sleepin..:( *props her up and dances with her*

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: Well, looks like my partner is gone as well...double awwww

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: damn...

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: guess that leaves us to fend for ourselves...

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: *looks around*...so......what cha...wha cha..up to?...

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: not much, just spending time at work...

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: cool :)
I just came home from work, not too long ago..lol

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: it must be nice to be home from work :)

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: it's great..lol..
*not tryin to rub it in*

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: What kind of work do You do?

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: I'm a editor/videographer for first coast news, and I do security, as a side job

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: That sounds like fun, at least the first part of it does ;)

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: they're both fun..I love my work :)

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: It is always a good thing to love one's work :)

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: indeed....what do you do?

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: i do web programming and software development

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: that's pretty cool! what kind of software do you work on?

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: e-commerce and biotech, mostly

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: biotech...hmm...we did a story recently where a local guy..(for lab corp, or something) was using some software by Genamics that caused some errors down the line for specimen analysis....I don't know the full extent, and that's really all I know..lol

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: luckily we aren't anything like that ;) We mostly produce R&D related products

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: that's cool..lol :D

2007-07-26 [pocahantis]: ummmm *scratches head*

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: *waves at the return of [pocahantis]* Welcome back *smiles*

2007-07-26 [Rosy™]: Sleeping Rosy's dancing? THAT's where that phantom bruise came from! *pushes it*
SEMCAM. PAL. MESCAM. *pokes Jared* o.o Software stuff and/or television stuff sounds difficult.

2007-07-26 [pocahantis]: *waves to [JustMe]* hiya

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: *gets startled a bit at the sudden waking of [Rosy™]* Oh, hello there again :)

2007-07-26 [pocahantis]: hi, i think

2007-07-26 [garbageman82]: hehe..I taught you all about the wonderful world of TV standards..lol ;D
(Suis et sans ça aveaux mateaux, Rosy... ;D...)

2007-07-26 [pocahantis]: ummmm ok

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: Hey, wait a sec, didn't we forget BETA and NTSF?

2007-07-26 [pocahantis]: ?????

2007-07-26 [JustMe]: Just more recording standards, lol :P

2007-07-27 [pocahantis]: ummm whatever

2007-07-27 [garbageman82]: ha! NTSC, you mean

okay...we're confusing the hell out of people..lol..

2007-07-27 [pocahantis]: *hides*

2007-07-27 [JustMe]: no, NTSF, isn't that like NTSC after it has been embraced and extended by Microsoft? :P

2007-07-27 [pocahantis]: *curls into a ball, rocking back and forth*